(Trey) She's hot. She's hot.
(Vince) Ooh, man.
(Trey) Hey, now, look.
506 Castle Drive.
That's definitely the jackpot, man.
So look, we need to set this up quick
and just melt in.
Don't we need an invite to get up in here, man?.
Ooh, thickness. Thickness.
(Trey) Look, man, this is our invite.
This.
Come on, man.
(Vince) I don't want to get no damn barbecue.
I want to get a thickness.
[people chatting]
See you in a minute.
I gotta go.
(Trey) Vince, man, where you going?. I need help with this.
Vince!.
(Vince) Trey.
Trey, I just came from the hot tub.
There's girls in there, man.
They naked.
Titty city. It's the real thing.
(Trey) Yeah, right.
(Vince) No, no, no. Trey, Trey.
Put the food down. Put the ribs down, man.
Come with me, man.
I got two first-class tickets to Titty City.
(Trey) No, look, look, man.
I got this food delivery man.
(Vince) The food?.
I'm telling you about some titties,
and you talking about ribs.
[hip-hop music playing]
Do you see this?.
I'm going to the Titty City.
[man rapping] Gonna make you clap.
Make you clap.
Gonna make you clap.
Make you clap.
Yeah, yeah.
Girl, shake.
Pop left, right, with it.
[girls laughing]
(Vince) Hell yeah, boy.
This is what I'm talking about.
Fantastic.
What are you doing?.
Well, I noticed that you lovely young ladies
are missing one key thing in this hot tub.
That's a man. It's me.
(girl) Uh, hold up.
(Dedra) Hey.
(Katherine) I promise you,
if these kids tear up my house, I'm gonna-
(Dedra) You gonna what?.
(Candace) You ain't gonna do nothing.
Katherine, you need to stop living vicariously
through your sorors.
(Katherine) Shut up, Candace.
Look, all I'm saying is,
this is the last year I'm giving these kids my house to do this.
I'll promise you, D.
Keily does not know what to do with that man of hers.
(Dedra) Okay, you need to stop looking at my niece's man.
Ooh, but look at him.
Hey, baby.
(Candace) Hey, hey, hey, shh, shh.
Both of you,
will you please stop flirting with these college boys?.
(Dedra) And, "Why?. " would be my question.
(Candace) Uh, number one, because they're young.
Number two, you both have men.
(Katherine) Separated.
Divorcing.
(Candace) You haven't even filed yet.
And, oh, my God.
Wow, I would buy him an Xbox.
[Katherine laughs]
(Dedra) I might as well file.
My husband has a different woman in every city he plays in.
(Candace) That's hearsay.
(Katherine) I told you not to marry a pro athlete.
They're all whores.
I just thought baseball players were different, you know?.
But he's gonna slip up,
and when he do, I'm gonna catch him.
(Katherine) I'm going to go pay this caterer.
I'll be right back.
(Candace) Ooh, and I'm going to go see
if he has the new Madden.
(Katherine) Hey!.
Are you, um, from Southside Barbecue and...
(Trey) And Check Cashing, African Artifacts, and Laundroland.
(Katherine) Oh, thanks for finishing that up for me.
I'm Katherine.
How you doing?. I'm Trey.
Hey, your food is right over there.
(Katherine) Oh, thanks.
Looks like it's all there.
I thought you were one of the college kids.
(Trey) Huh?.
(Katherine) I thought you were one of the college kids.
(Trey) No, no, I'm just one of the regular old delivery guys.
Yeah, you know, it's so loud in here, I can barely hear you.
I'm sorry.
(Katherine) This is for you.
(Trey) Okay.
Well, thank you, and I hope you enjoy your food.
And thank you for your business.
(Vince) Wait a minute.
Seem like you the only one that's trippin'.
I don't care. You're not getting in here with us.
Oh, it's like that?.
What are you, stupid or something?.
Wait a minute, shorty.
You ain't even seen what I got to offer yet.
Let me show you...
what's really going on.
[laughing]
What, I miss the joke or something?.
What happened?.
- Is my thing out? What's happening? - Rubber duckies?.
[laughs] Quack.
You know his mama picked them out for him.
You ain't gotta like my rubber duckies.
(girl) Quack, quack.
(Vince) Forget y'all!
Excuse me.
Could you get me that towel over there, please?.
(Trey) There you go.
(Keily) Thank you.
(Trey) Sure. No problem.
Hey, I'm Trey.
(Keily) Oh, nice to meet you.
(Carlton) Honey, we have a problem?.
(Trey) No, there is no problem.
(Carlton) Is your name Honey?.
(Keily) Carlton, he was just giving me a towel, okay?.
(Carlton) I'm right over here.
Look, you can't be talking to dudes-
(Keily) You are always embarrassing me.
(Carlton) I'm embarrassing you?
(Keily) Excuse me. I'm so sorry about this.
(Trey) That's okay.
(Carlton) Why are you apologizing to him?.
He's the help.
(Keily) Stop being rude, Carlton.
You are always doing this.
(Carlton) All right, look, look.
Trey, is it?.
(Trey) Yeah, Trey it is.
(Carlton) Do me a favor.
Why don't you get me and my girl a plate of ribs, some chicken-
(Keily) Carlton.
(Carlton) He brought them.
He's the rib dude.
He's supposed to serve it too, ain't he?.
Hey, yo, Trey, no potato salad for me, man.
Bad on the indigestion.
What?. What did I say?.
(girl#1) I'm gonna tellyour mama.
[girls laughing]
(girl#2) I know. Did you see those?
His mommy pick them out for him this morning.
(girl#1) Gotta love your mama.
[girls laughing]
(girl#2) I thought he was about to dive in.
[girls chatting and laughing]
(Carlton) Baby, he works at that ghetto spot
where they got, like, eight businesses in one.
(Keily) So?.
That gives you no right to be rude.
(Carlton) I think it does.
(Trey) Excuse me.
Here's my business card/menu.
(Carlton) Oops.
(Vince) Excuse me, big man.
Hey, Trey, we got to go, man.
We got a problem.
(Trey) What is you doing?.
(Vince) Man, come on!
(Trey) All right.
(Carlton) Oh!
[water splashing]
That's right.
You better run.
It's your ass when I see you next time!
[upbeat R&B music]
[Tamia singing] What happened to the roses
and the little phone calls we made throughout the day?.
And the silly little games we played?.
Somehow things have changed
How I miss the old.
Got my feelings thrown.
We barely holding on
Why can't we, you and me, be happy?.
Why can't we just be so happy?.
Why can't we just chill and be happy?.
Why can't we just be so happy?.
The arguing seems to win over lovin'.
Use to be huggin',
kissin', and rubbin'.
Now every day is something new
separating me and you.
I thought that we could get through anything.
Why can't we, you and me, be happy?.
Why can't we just be so happy?.
So happy, baby.
Why can't we just chill and be happy?.
Why can't we just be so happy?.
(Mr. Vickers) Glad you enjoyed it.
Vince, put the magazine down. Get to work.
You don't stand a chance with none of them shorts.
(Vince) It's shorties, Dad.
(Mr. Vickers) Shorties? Gotyou.
(Mrs. Vickers) I thought you had a buyer for that spear, Cinque?.
(Cinque) Couple of crackers came in yesterday.
Said they'd come back this morning and buy one.
Never showed up.
You know how white folks are.
(Mrs. Vickers) Yes, I do.
Don't sweat it, Cin.
(Cinque) Yeah.
All I'm saying is, the peckerwood could've told me
he wasn't interested instead ofwasting my time.
(Mrs. Vickers) Let it go, Cin.
You know they got that elitist attitude.
(Cinque) Yeah, they think they better than us.
(Mrs. Vickers) Exactly.
Unbelievable.
Well, hello.
What can you do for me?.
(girl) What?.
(Vince) I mean, uh...
what can I do for you?.
(No Doubt) I will get your dog.
[record scratching]
Your dog.
Get your dog.
Krispy Kreme.
The pumping of the bass.
The color ofyour hair, dude.
(Mack) Hey.
That's itfor today, boys.
What's up, Trey?
Hey, Unc, brought you some food.
(Mack) Aw, thanks, man.
(No Doubt) Yo, Trey, that's the hit right there.
Ya heard me?.
Hey, we going to the top with this one, baby.
(K-3) Ugh.
Trying to tell you, man,
when this single hits the streets,
it's going to be game over.
(Mack) You boys are really talented.
[chuckles]
(K-3) Yeah, fo' sho, fo' sho.
Hey, look here, Mack, man.
About that money we owe you this week,
we gonna be coming up a little bit short.
So, you know, all we got is, like, $50.
So I figured- that's good?.
(Mack) Yeah, man, that's cool.
That's allright.
Yeah.
Yeah, just hit me when you got it.
[cell phone playing music]
Studio.
Look, man, the answer's the same as it was yesterday.
No.
[sighs]
The developers again?.
Yeah.
(Trey) Then why you keep letting them guys slide?.
(Mack) Oh, man, it's okay.
(Trey) You can't keep letting them guys get away without paying.
All right, they gonna run you straight out of business.
That's why you haven't been able to upgrade the studio now.
(Mack) Look, Trey, some of these kids have talent.
Theyjust ain't got the money.
It's just my way of helping out.
(Trey) That's it.
That's a reel to reel right there.
That's a cassette recorder.
Everything nowadays is digital.
Once people figure out how to do this on their laptops,
you gonna be done.
(Trey) How much I owe you for the food?.
(Trey) Why you tuning me out?.
Why don't you just sell this place, man,
and cash out?.
(Mack) Me and your father put our blood, sweat, and tears
into this place.
You see all these stars on this wall here?.
They all did their albums here.
(Trey) That's it.
They not coming back.
You got a 16-track board and only 9 of the tracks work.
They not coming back.
(Mack) I'm not selling.
Ifyour father was here-
He would tell you to sell.
(Mack) No, he wouldn't.
(Trey) Look, you got 75K in arrears, all right?.
I saw the notice.
(Mack) You looking through my mail now?.
(Trey) I'm not looking at your mail, all right?.
You got 45 days left
until they foreclose on this property.
All right, and you're not getting nothing for it.
(Mack) They trying to tear this place down
and turn it into a strip mall, man.
I'm not gonna let that happen.
(Trey) Oh, you ain't got no choice.
You ain't got no money.
(Mack) I'll get the money.
(Trey) From where?.
(Vince) Why you so angry all the time?.
(Cinque) You want to know why?.
Because the conservative white right wing of America
is trying to take us back to the '50s.
And I'm not going.
(Mrs. Vickers) Word.
Oh, hell no.
Ma, why do you always keep feeding
into his hostile attitude?.
(Mrs. Vickers) Well, I'll stop when you quit running up my credit cards
on those meet-a-freak websites.
[laughter]
(Vince) That's real funny.
Yeah, you know I'm doing a research project.
(Mrs. Vickers) Okay.
(Cinque) In what class?.
Don'tyou have to be enrolled in college
to take classes?.
(Vince) Hey, man, why your boy always trying to put me on glass?.
(Trey) Look, man, you know you're an easy target.
You still looking at them girls on the internet, huh?.
(Vince) Aw, man. Come on, man.
You trippin', man.
You know I got the ladies.
(Trey) Damn.
(Vince) Hey, Ma, I got this one.
How y'all doing?.
(Carlton) Hey, aren't you that little bitch
that pushed me in the pool?.
(Vince) No, I believe you got me mistaken.
That actually was Trey. Trey?.
(Keily) Carlton, let's just go.
Come on.
(Trey) Thanks, Vin.
(Vince) Hey, man, hey,
that is a starting all-American
middle linebacker, man, from NCU.
He about 6'5", 250.
Now, you know I'm half of that.
You know what I'm saying?.
And you know I'm into the self-preservation.
(Carlton) Shut up, punk!
(Vince) Hey, man, Trey, what's up with your boy?.
(Carlton) So it was you.
If I remember correctly,
I said the next time I saw you, I was going to whoop your ass.
And I believe this is next time.
(Trey) Well, it's pretty obvious that philosophy
must be one ofyour favorite subjects.
[Carlton scoffs]
(Vince) Hey!
Hey, Trey, get him.
(Carlton) What you gonna do?.
(Cinque) You better get off me, homes.
(Carlton) Or else what?.
What you gonna do about it?.
Oh!
Ah, that hurts, man.
What's wrong with you?.
Let my arm go.
(Vince) Yeah. Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
(Carlton) Get off me.
(Keily) Trey, Trey, please accept my apologies, okay?.
(Trey) Look, there's no need to apologize.
I mean, you're absolutely stunning.
(Mrs. Vickers) Vince, your dad and l are fixing to roll out.
Can you hold it down for about three hours?.
(Vince) Of course.
(Mrs. Vickers) Okay, come on, honey, let's go.
[Keily whispers] Those are his parents?.
(Trey) Yeah, he adopted.
(Carlton) Keily, get your ass out here now!
(Trey) Wow.
That's no way for a man to talk to his woman.
You know you can do better than that.
(Keily) I gotta go.
(Trey) Well, it was nice seeing you again.
(Keily) Bye.
(Trey) Bye.
Why you do that, man?.
(Vince) Hey, man, don't touch me like that.
[both arguing]
(Trey) Thanks for having my back down there.
(Vince) No problem.
Check out this email.
"Hey, V-Double@fahoomail.com,
"haven't heard from you in a long while.
"Please email me back so we can get together.
Love, Bunni."
[laughing]
(Trey) V, how many times you gonna have to respond to these emails
to realize it's going to be another $39.95?.
(Vince) No, see, that's where you're wrong.
Okay, now, this is real.
This whole situation is real love.
This is Mary J. Blige.
It's real love.
(Trey) Yeah, you said that about the last one, right?.
What was her name?.
Uh, uh, uh, Bab-
(Vince) Bambi.
(Trey) She got you for $400.
(Vince) What do you think, I'm stupid or something?.
You don't think I know an internet scam when I see one?.
I'm appalled at you.
Look, you're supposed to be my boy?.
(Trey) I'm going to go ball.
(Vince) And it wasn't $400.
It was $375.
It's just that with the tax, it was $400.
[man rapping] You see me
I got my head on TV but you don't see
Haters looking mad 'cause my swag, like, ill.
Like ill.
Hey, y'all know who I be.
These other dudes might do it,
but they don't do it like me.
It's my swag.
It's my stride.
(K-3) Hey, yo, Trey.
Yo, you got to check my man out, man.
Man, spit for him.
(No Doubt) Hot water, corn bread.
I said, got popped by the feds.
Now I'm seeing red.
I peed in my bed.
I must be dead.
[makes record scratching sounds]
Yo, dog.
(K-3) You know where we going with this.
(No Doubt) Hey.
(K-3) Do you know where we going with this?.
(No Doubt) Hey.
(K-3) Do you know where we going with this?.
(No Doubt) Hey.
(K-3) Do you know where we going with this?.
(No Doubt) Hey, all right.
(K-3) Do you even see where he going with this?.
(Trey) Most definitely.
(K-3) Man, yo, can you drop us off at your uncle's?.
We got to lay this down today, man.
(Trey) Yeah, hop in.
(K-3) Aw, yeah.
My man. My man.
[bass pumping]
[thumping hip-hop music]
(Trey) Miss Vickers and Mr. Vickers.
All right.
(Sida) A little possessive, but...
(Keily) Tell me about it.
(Sida) The boy does love you.
(Sida) No, it's too much rabbit.
[laughing]
[Trey whispering] Okay, okay, okay.
Hey.
Hey, what's up?.
(Keily) Oh, hey. How are you?.
(Trey) Hey, I see you not with your other half.
[cell phone ringing]
(Keily) Help me out here.
(Sida) Ooh, I think it's this one.
(Keily) Hello?.
I tried to answer it.
You're breaking up.
[cell phone rings]
(Sida) Oh, okay, something else ringing over here.
(Keily) Here.
(Sida) The red, the red, the red.
Hello?.
I really couldn't hear you.
I'm not playing.
I'm not talking with anyone.
I'm in a store with Sida.
A clothing store.
The one that I always go to, yes.
You hang up first.
If I hang up, you'll get mad at me, okay?.
I'm going to my aunt's house next.
All right, are you going to hang up?.
Love you too.
Wow.
How many phones does he need?.
(Keily) He just worries about me a little bit, okay?.
(Trey) A little?.
(Keily) He just loves me a lot
(Trey) If it works for you.
Well, look, I'd like to hook up with you sometime.
(Sida) Did you not hear her?.
She said she has a boyfriend.
(Keily) Sida.
(Sida) You said you have a boyfriend.
That's rude.
(Keily) She's right.
I have a boyfriend,
and that just wouldn't be appropriate.
(Trey) Look, I'm not trying to get married or anything.
I just thoughtwe could be friends or something.
Look.
Here's my number again.
No strings attached.
If you ever want to talk to me,
just call me on one of your cell phones.
(Sida) Snap out of it, okay?
He is not on Carlton's level,
not even a little bit.
(Keily) And what exactly is Carlton's level, Sida?.
(Sida) You know I'm not a big fan of Carlton,
but he is at least a step up from him.
Goodness gracious.
[knocking at door]
(Trey) Hello?.
Southside Barbecue.
(Katherine) The door's open.
Come on in.
I just came out of the shower.
(Trey) Oh, okay.
Place looks familiar.
Been here before.
This is real nice.
I like this.
(Katherine) Hey.
(Trey) Hey.
(Katherine) I know you.
(Trey) Yeah, I was just looking around
and said I delivered food here for you before.
(Katherine) Yeah, it's not every day
that I get a cute young man to deliver my food for me.
(Trey) Me?.
(Katherine) Yeah.
Have a seat.
I got your money right over here.
(Trey) All right.
(Katherine) Oh, sh-
This is a mess.
Oh.
Um, you didn't see that, did you?.
(Trey) No, not all of it.
(Katherine) I'm so embarrassed.
(Trey) Don't be, ma'am.
I mean, you have a nice body.
Please don't call me ma'am.
It makes me feel old.
Just call me Kat.
Kat, you have a nice body.
Kat, right?.
(Katherine) Mm-hmm.
What are you thinking?.
(Trey) I don't know. A lot of things.
(Katherine) Like?.
(Trey) Like, I don't know.
(Katherine) Well, what do you want to know about me?.
(Trey) Well, I know, every year,
you let the AKKs throw a party at your house.
That's about it.
(Katherine) Okay, well,
I'm sure that's not the only thing you're thinking,
so let me just let you know that I don't make it a habit
to sleep with men five or six years my junior
who deliver ribs to my house.
And, yes, I'm married.
But I'm separated, and it's going on two years now.
And, yes, you were incredible.
(Trey) Are you serious?.
(Katherine) Yeah.
Do you have a girlfriend?.
(Trey) Nah, nah, not really.
(Katherine) It's usually a "yes" or "no" answer that follows that question.
(Trey) Well, not at the moment.
She kind of occupied at the present time, you know,
so no.
(Katherine) Can I ask you something?.
(Trey) Sure.
(Katherine) Can you keep this between us?.
I mean, you kind of caught me at a weak moment.
(Trey) Come on, girl.
You got my word.
I won't tell a soul.
[record scratching]
All she had was just a robe on, man.
Next thing you know,
I'm trying to walk all through it.
(Vince) You lying.
(Trey) What you mean, lying?.
(Vince) I don't believe that.
She got naked like that?.
She got a big booty?.
(Trey) Dog, the booty's so big, I didn't know what to do with it.
I was looking everywhere, you know what I'm saying?.
Let me tell you- let me tell you something.
Hey, you know how I like booty.
You already know.
She made me work out more.
That's why I'm working out right now.
(man) Hey, Mack, you can't keep ignoring
the notices we sent you.
(Mack) Look, I told you lastweek that I was going to try
to apply for a second mortgage.
(man) You couldn't even get the loan
for a Hot Wheels.
(Trey) Hey, man, you ain't going to come in here
and talk to my uncle like a little kid.
(Mack) Hey, Trey, I can handle this.
Back up.
(man) Take the offer, man.
(Mack) I am not going to foreclose.
I'm going to get you that $75,000.
(man) Talk to your uncle.
(Trey) Get up out of here, man.
(K-3) Listen to this.
Three, two, wick-a-wick, one.
(No Doubt) Flip-a-tick, talk the talk
Iike a clock with a hole in my sock.
I could kiss a gnat strapped with my gat.
I hit you with the word, y'all.
Like a ninja turtle,
I talks with the po-po.
And I flow on the low-low.
(K-3) Can you see where he's going with that?.
I mean, can you see it?.
You see that?.
It's fire right there.
He's hot.
Nobody's talking like that.
Come on.
(Vince) Come on.
(Trey) Hey, what's up, V?.
(Vince) Hey, what's up?.
(Trey) Hey, where your dad at?.
(Vince) He's in the back in the kitchen.
You okay?.
(Trey) Yeah, I just need to ask him something, that's all.
It's nothing.
(Vince) Uh.
What the...
See, Vick?.
This is the part of the pig that whitey will let us eat.
Know what I'm saying?.
And we turn it into a delicacy,
'cause we creative, you know what I'm saying?.
(Mr. Vickers) I don't understand why thatwas done.
I am so deeply troubled.
I am so ashamed.
To do that to another human being, that's wrong.
I'm sorry, man.
It just really hurts me to think about it.
(Cinque) It's all right, Vick.
It's just a small microcosm ofwhat they did to break us down.
(Mr. Vickers) But why would they do that to people?.
(Cinque) 'Cause your people is wrong, Vick.
(Mr. Vickers) Yeah, but why would they do that to everybody?.
(Trey) Excuse me.
I didn't mean to interrupt,
but I need to talk to you, Mr. Vickers.
(Mr. Vickers) We'll continue this later.
(Cinque) Yeah, you all right, Vick?.
I'll holler at you.
I'm gonna be right over here.
(Mr. Vickers) What's up?.
Well, I've been working here for almost two years now, sir.
And I need some more money, so...
(Mr. Vickers) Oh, Trey...
(Trey) Think I could get a raise, sir?.
(Mr. Vickers) I wish I could.
We're on a very strict budget here.
I just bought a bunch of radio time.
We're pinching pennies.
(Trey) Well, I'll work overtime, whatever it takes.
(Mr. Vickers) Trey, I cannot afford to pay you overtime.
Son, you know how hard it is
to run a black business in this town?.
And white people are not exactly busting my door down
for the ribs and the African artifacts.
It's just not making it, all right?.
I hope you understand that.
Do you?
(Trey) Yes, sir.
I understand.
(Vince) Mm, mm, mm.
I just love it when you come here.
You can wash clothes for free any time you want.
You hear me?.
Hey, hey.
What's up, dog? Where you going?
(Trey) Man, your dad won't give me no raise.
[Vince laughing]
I could've told you that wasn't gonna happen.
Hey, but I got some other news, though.
Remember old girl I was telling you about?.
I've been talking to her over the internet.
(Trey) Yeah.
(Vince) Me and baby about to link up.
(Trey) Man, how much you spend so far?.
(Vince) Hey, man.
Now, you done known me since we was kids, man.
Why you keep insulting me with questions like that?.
What me and this girl got is real, man.
I mean, I'm offended that you would even think otherwise.
(Trey) How much?.
(Vince) Man, I told you what we got is real.
But it's about $700.
About, yeah, roughly $700.
But I'm telling you, man, what we got is real.
We about to walk down the aisle.
We gonna two-step, jump over the broom.
We got the reception planned.
Got ribs and chicken for the reception.
It's gonna be off the chain.
(Trey) Look, man, we got to go watch the front, so come on.
(Vince) Hey, hold on.
And it's not $700 anymore.
It's $698.50.
Mm, mm, mm.
I'm telling you.
Hey, do you want potato salad with that?.
Okay.
506 Castle Drive.
Got it.
All right, see you in 30.
Thank you.
(Trey) 506 Castle Drive?.
(Vince) Yeah.
(Trey) Oh, damn.
(Vince) Oh, snap, is that- is that the-
Hold on, I got it.
(Trey) No, no, no, no, no.
Let me take this.
I got to go apologize for what happened.
Don't worry about it.
(Vince) Apologize for...
(Trey) To go, please. To go!
506.
(Vince) Blockin'.
(Trey) Girl, be looking at me like that.
You know you wild.
[laughs]
Mm, mm, mm.
(Katherine) Here.
(Trey) What's this?.
(Katherine) Just a little something to show my appreciation.
(Trey) There's, like, over $1,000 in here.
(Katherine) Yeah, I know.
(Trey) Nah, I can't take that.
(Katherine) Yes, you can, and you will.
(Trey) Nah, I can't take that.
I'm sorry.
I can't.
This?. No, I can't do that.
I can't do that.
I got to go.
[doorbell rings]
Oh, shit.
[whispering indistinctly]
(Katherine) Come on.
It's just my friends.
Come on.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
(Dedra) Hey.
(Katherine) Um, hey, thank you for the ribs,
and, you know, I forgot your tip.
(Trey) You know what?.
Don't even worry about that.
And have a good night.
And, ladies, y'all look real nice.
Have a good night.
Good lot of food back there.
I'll see you.
(Dedra) I know you ain't forget his tip.
[laughing]
Ribs.
[laughing]
(Candace) Kind ofyoung, Kat.
(Katherine) He's the delivery boy.
(Candace) Mm-hmm.
Cute robe.
(Katherine) I'll get the wine.
Y'all make a plate.
(Vince) So what happened?.
(Trey) She gave me $1,000.
(Vince) Oh, she done turned you into a trick.
(Trey) No, that makes me the pimp.
(Vince) No, she would be the pimp.
(Trey) No, that makes her the John.
(Vince) So that makes you the ho.
-No. -Yes.
(Trey) Whatever, man.
She gave me a grand, all right?.
What you saying?.
(Vince) It's all right.
I'm just hating anyhow, but it's cool, though,
because when Bunni gets here, the script is gonna be flipped.
[laughing]
(Trey) I'm really happy for you, man, for real, man.
(Vince) Oh, no, no, no.
I'm happy.
Let me show you what I'm doing to this room.
Let me show you how I sexed this room up.
Check this out.
[smooth R&B music playing]
[giggling]
[clears throat]
That was, uh- That was pretty cool, huh?.
[humming uncomfortably]
(Trey) Man, what's with all the white spots on everything?.
(Vince) Hm?.
(Trey) Anyway, Vin, on the real, man,
I got to jet.
I'm going to holler at you, all right?.
(Vince) You ain't got to do all that.
(Trey) I love you, man.
You need a sock or something.
Damn!
[brakes squeak]
(Sida) Oh, great.
It's the pest.
(Trey) Look, I wouldn't say I'm the best,
but I'm pretty close to it.
How you doing, Keily?.
(Keily) Good. How are you?.
(Trey) I'm doing great.
Think I could talk to you for a minute?.
(Sida) No, actually, Keily, we got to go.
(Keily) I got a minute.
(Sida) Oh, you do?.
(Trey) All right.
Um, so where's the man?.
(Keily) He's at football practice.
(Trey) Kind offigured that.
None ofyour cell phones are ringing.
(Keily) Funny.
(Trey) So you mean to tell me, out of three phones,
you couldn't give me a call?.
(Keily) Trey, I have been with Carlton for over six years.
And I care for him deeply, okay?.
(Trey) Aha.
(Keily) What?.
(Trey) You never said you loved him.
(Keily) I do love him.
(Trey) Are you in love with him?.
(Keily) Don't you think you're asking
some awful personal questions here?.
I got to go.
(Trey) Wait, Keily.
Look, just give me one chance, all right?.
Can we just meet up once?.
Have sodas or something?.
(Keily) Seriously?.
You know, Carlton would have a fit
if I did something like that.
(Trey) He don't have to know.
I just can't.
(Trey) Keily.
Just once, all right?.
I promise I won't bug you anymore.
What exactly do you want from me?.
(Trey) Well, I don't know.
Just think about it, all right?.
I'll think about it.
I got to go.
(Sida) Are you crazy?.
You know Carlton has spies all over this place.
(Keily) Sida, stop trippin'.
(Sida) What do you see in him anyway?.
He delivers ribs.
Oh, now, there's a bright future.
(No Doubt) Hot water, corn bread, I said.
Got popped by the feds.
Now I'm seeing red.
I peed in my bed.
I must be dead.
Flip-a-tick, talk the talk
Iike a clock with a hole in my sock.
(K-3) We 'bout to get so paid.
(No Doubt) I hityou with the word, y'all.
Like a ninja turtle.
I talk with the po-po,
but I flow on the low-low.
(Trey) Now, when you gonna be honest with them?.
(Mack) Trey, I build dreams.
I don't tear them down.
(Trey) Look, now, we got three weeks left to get 75K.
(Mack) I know that. I know that.
(No Doubt) Allright, from the top, baby.
I'm coming in.
(K-3) Let's do this bonfires right now.
(No Doubt) Yo, dog.
Yeah.
[Mack chuckles]
(Trey) Here, have this.
(Mack) What's this?.
Hey.
Hey, I can't take this.
Man, this is your savings.
(Trey) You need that more than I do.
Plus, I owe you.
You my nephew, man.
You don't owe me nothing.
(Trey) Look, Unc,
you didn't have to take me when my dad died, all right?.
But you did.
And I'm grateful to have you in my life.
Plus, I know how important it was for you and my dad
to keep this studio up and running.
This studio's more than just a place to make music.
It's a diversion for the youth in the community.
Look, I see the big picture, all right?.
So take that.
I know it's not much.
I'm going to come up with something.
Trey.
(Trey) Yeah?
(Mack) I love you, man.
(Trey) I love you too, Unc.
Gosh, it's really slow today.
(Cinque) Yeah.
But anyway, like I was saying, right?.
The white woman puts the change on the counter
instead of in my hand.
Know what I'm saying?.
So I say to her politely-
I wasn't rude.
I said to her politely,
I said, "That's not how I gave you my money.
I placed my money in your hand."
(Mrs. Vickers) Oh, what a bitch.
(Cinque) That's herway...
of making me feel like I'm not human.
You got to understand something.
White people don't see us as equal,
which, in turn, makes us feel unwanted in this society.
(Mr. Vickers) No, you are wanted.
And you are accepted.
And why do white people
treat people with such disdain?.
(Trey) What's up, everybody?.
(Vince) Hey, what's up, boy?
(Trey) What's-
Nah. Cool. What's up?.
Why you crying, Mr. Vickers?.
(Carlton) I told you to stay away from my girl.
(Vince) Hey, man.
(Cinque) Stop it before I break it.
(Carlton) All right, all right, all right.
(Cinque) This is the second time I had to remove you from the premises.
Get out.
(Carlton) I'm leaving.
You been warned, Trey.
Stay your ass away from Keily.
(Vince) Hey, man, I don't know your girl,
but I'm going to sit down with Trey,
and we gonna come up with something
where we can work it out.
(Carlton) Shut your ass up!
(Vince) What the hell is wrong with him?.
You hitting her?.
[mouthing words]
(Katherine) Oh, thank you so much.
I mean, look, I'm not in love.
It's just...
this young man is just so passionate.
(Dedra) To get passion,
much is required.
I call it the three C's.
Comfortability,
consistency-
(Candace) And "C" Batteries.
[laughing]
(Dedra) And commitment.
(Katherine) Look, you guys,
it's not even that serious.
I mean, it just feels so good to feel wanted again.
You know what I mean?
Being wanted and feeling wanted just,
it makes you want to be wanted
while wanting to want something.
You know what I'm saying?.
(Katherine) No.
(Dedra) Actually, girl, I like them young too.
That way, you can mold them
into whatever you want them to be, like Play-Doh.
I just hope that my sorers can keep my business to themselves.
Why are y'all looking at me?.
I do not have a big mouth.
I didn't tell about you getting caught stealing.
I didn't tell her about that.
(Dedra) Okay, why you got to bring that up in front of her?
(K-3) Try and be late this time.
[buzzer sounds]
Come on, man.
[buzzer sounds]
(K-3) Come on.
Yo, who is it?.
(K-3) Yo, it's K-3 and-
No Doubt.
(K-3) Yeah, how'd you know?.
Man, what you guys want, man?.
(K-3) Yo, I got some fire for you, man.
(man) For two years, twice a week,
y'all talking about, y'all got some fire for me.
And y'all haven't delivered nothing
even remotely close to that.
Matter of fact-
Y'all, hold on right quick.
Yo, it's 97.3, hip-hop and R&B.
Listen, I got these fools outside of my door right now
that are trying to get me to listen to their demo.
(No Doubt) Hey, man, he talking about us on the radio.
(K-3) Yeah, shh.
Yo, and ifyou think I'm going to let them in,
you're absolutely crazy.
What I'm gonna do is,
I'm going to put this microphone up to the intercom,
and we gonna see what fire these dudes have been talking about.
K-3, can you hear me?.
(K-3) Yes, I can.
No Doubt, you there?.
(No Doubt) Yes, sir.
(man) Now, I know you got that little boom box out there.
Matter offact, go ahead and play a sample of that fire.
(No Doubt) Oh, okay. Okay.
[hip-hop music playing]
[both singing] Do you know where we going with this?.
(man) Now, that was some booty.
(K-3) Man, are you kidding me, man?.
That was ill, man.
Yeah, I think I am getting sick.
[laughs]
(No Doubt) Hold up, man.
You ain't even give us a chance, dog.
You making us play our song through the intercom, homes.
Hey, man, this thing needs to be live on the air, man.
They can't even hear the beat.
(man) I'll tell you what.
Here's what I'm gonna do right now.
I'm in a nice mood.
I'm gonna take some calls,
and I'm gonna find out what the people think.
97.3, what up?.
What do you think of that new K-3/No Doubt record?.
(man) Son, on the real, son, that song, son...
that song is hot, son.
(man) Really?.
(man) Keep playing that song, son.
(man) Huh.
Hey, thanks for the call.
Hey, K-3, your cousin just called.
Let's take another call.
What you think?.
(woman) You are crazy ifyou don't like that song.
That song was hot.
Can you tell me where I can get it?
Is it outyet?
(man) You can't be serious.
(No Doubt) Yeah, boy!
Hey!
Hey, you heard 'em?.
(K-3) Yo, they feelin' it, man.
They feelin' it.
(No Doubt) Hey, man, we got a hit, dog.
(woman) Yo, you gotta let them in.
I want to hear the whole song.
(No Doubt) Hey, man, open this mother[...] door.
[hip-hop music playing]
[K-3 and No Doubt singing] Do you know where we going with this?.
(Carlton) You damn right I had to punish him.
I just can't have everybody
trying to come and get with my woman.
(Keily) You don't own me.
All you do is just treat me like I'm a piece ofproperty.
(Carlton) I told you, I don't like that dude.
And what do you do?.
You publicly humiliate me by talking to him in public.
Justwhatwere you thinking?
(Sida) Okay, I'm gonna get out this car
ify'all about to start trippin'.
(Carlton) Peace.
(Sida) I'll see you in the house, Keily.
(Keily) So I'm supposed to check with you first
before I speak to someone?.
(Carlton) All I'm saying is, why do I have to hear it in the streets first?.
(Keily) That's probably, what,
the second time I've even spoken to him.
Why are you so threatened by him?.
(Carlton) Please, threatened?.
Girl, he's a delivery boy.
He's beneath me and you.
(Keily) What an incredibly arrogant thing to say.
(Dedra) Hey.
(Sida) What's up, girl?.
(Dedra) What's going on over there?.
(Sida) Arguing, as always.
(Dedra) I don't know why she won't break up with that fool.
Big, old country bumpkin.
Girl, he don't know who I am.
(Keily) Well, you know what?.
That makes two of us.
(Carlton) I wasn't done talking to you.
(Keily) Can I go?.
(Carlton) Look, I'm sorry, okay?.
It's just that I love you more than anything.
I can't stand the thought of another man looking at you,
Iet alone talking to you.
(Keily) Carlton, can I go?.
(Carlton) Do you accept my apology?.
Keily?.
(Keily) I accept your apology.
Can I go?.
(Dedra) What's wrong with y'all?.
(Keily) Nothing's wrong.
What are you all doing?.
(Dedra) Well, I have your uncle's SlM card
from his cell phone.
(Sida) You took your husband's SlM card out his cell phone?.
You know that's fowl, right?.
(Dedra) Well, technically, it's my SlM card,
'cause I bought it and put it in his phone.
His dumb ass don't even know what a SlM card is.
(Sida) Okay, and how did you pull that off?.
(Dedra) Well, I went to see him play in DC.
And then after I put it on him, he fell asleep,
and I switched the SlM cards.
So let's see what's new in Jason's life.
Oh, now, this one right here looks nothing like me.
(Sida) Nice boob job, though.
She has a natural little teardrop shape to it.
It looks good.
Ugh.
Look at her.
She needs a wax.
(Sida) She needs a hatchet or a weed whacker, something.
Ew, that's nasty.
[all laughing]
[all sigh]
(Keily) Y'all are crazy.
(Dedra) Oh, I think I know this one.
I believe he told me it was his cousin from L.A.
Well, let's just see who that is near her mouth, shall we?.
Let's zoom in.
Bingo.
I'd recognize those genitals anywhere.
You see that mole shaped like a cockroach?.
(Sida) Unfortunately.
(Dedra) Yeah, yeah.
That's your uncle's scrotum sac, baby, mm-hmm.
And you see that angle?.
He must've taken that one himself.
(Sida) Yeah, yeah, that's definitely a POV shot.
(Dedra) Mm-hmm.
(Sida) Definitely.
(Keily) Okay, Aunty, look, I think you've had enough.
You're getting a little upset here,
so why don't we just close it?.
(Dedra) Upset?. Who's getting upset?.
Dedra is fine.
Dedra is not upset, okay?.
I am fine.
I am just getting started.
I am not upset.
Oh, okay, now, this one is upsetting.
(Sida) Why?.
(Dedra) 'Cause that's a girl-rilla.
Oh, I can't believe I slept after that.
Oh, my God, call the clinic.
(Cinque) Trey.
Hey, Trey.
(Trey) What?. I'm in the back.
This order been sitting out here for about 25 minutes.
Come on, son.
(Trey) Where is it?.
(Cinque) Right there.
(Trey) Where's it going?.
(Cinque) North side.
I can't see that without my glasses.
There you go.
North side, 506 Castle.
(Trey) Oh, my God.
(Cinque) Uh!
Walk in blackness, my brother.
Power to the people.
[speaks foreign language]
Stay strong, black man.
[K-3 and No Doubt singing on radio]
(DJ) 97.3 hip-hop and R&B.
Now, that's the new K-3 with No Doubt,
song number 2 on the top 9 at 9:. 00.
Now, as y'all know...
[cell phone playing music]
(Trey) Hello?.
Uncle Mack.
Hey, man, guess who I just heard on the radio.
(Mack) K-3 and No Doubt.
(Trey) You knew?.
(Mack) Yeah, I knew.
I just mixed that song this morning.
They've been playing it on the radio all day.
They must've went down to the radio station or something.
(Trey) Well, why you don't sound too happy?.
(Mack) No, I'm happy for them.
You know, people giving them all kind of love, you know?
Ain't nobody flowing me no love.
(Trey) So what, have you talked to them?
(Mack) Yeah, you know, I called them.
I left a message.
They ain't called me back.
I guess they busy, you know?.
(Trey) Really?
(Mack) Yep.
(Trey) Well, look, I'm going to go ahead
and give them a call, all right?.
(Mack) Hey, no, don't do that.
(Trey) Why?.
(Mack) 'Cause you can't force people to give you love.
You know what I'm saying?.
(Trey) But, Unc, you bankroll damn near half their studio time.
(Mack) I ain't trippin' on that.
(Trey) I'm gone.
I gotta go, man.
Hey, K-3, No Doubt. What's up?.
This is Trey.
Hey, man, congrats on the record, man.
I really um... I dig it.
Um, give me a call when y'all get this message.
I really appreciate it.
All right.
[knocking on door]
(Katherine) I didn't think you were ever gonna get here.
[Trey sighs]
[moaning and giggling]
[phone ringing]
(Katherine) I know you're not about to answer that phone.
(Trey) Hello?.
(Keily) Trey?.
(Trey) Who is it?.
(Keily) It's Keily.
(Trey) Hey, how you doing?.
(Keily) Did I catch you at a bad time?.
(Trey) Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is it okay if I call you back at this number?.
(Keily) Yeah, sure.
Okay, I'll call you back.
(Keily) Allright, bye-bye.
(Trey) Bye.
Uh...
Yeah.
(Katherine) I can't believe you just did that, Trey.
(Trey) What?. It was an important call.
(Katherine) It was a girl's voice.
Look, I'm not stupid, all right?.
If there's anything that I don't like, it's liars.
(Trey) Look, nobody lying to you.
I told you I had to take an important call.
It was an important call.
If it was a girl that called, she took the call.
This ain't- it was-
It was important.
I don't make the lie to you.
What you talking about?.
(Katherine) I think you need to go.
(Trey) I need to go?.
(Katherine) Yeah, I think you do.
Be gone.
(Trey) All right, Katherine.
[phone rings]
(Keily) Hi, Trey.
(Trey) Look, Keily, I want to see you face-to-face, all right?.
If that's all right with you.
At leastjust give me five minutes.
[phone beeping]
Hey, look, look, look.
Before you say no, all right, just hold on one second, okay?.
Hold on.
[phone beeps]
Yes?.
(Katherine) Come back over here, Trey.
(Trey) For what, Katherine, huh?.
(Katherine) For me.